Sick of the socialists who translate the Bible?

Are you worried about how you might translate the Bible, given how many long haired hippies are in Theological Colleges today?

Here's the answer, The Conservative Bible.

Sick of all those lefties making Jesus talk about justice and non-violence?

We'll take those Marxists down by replacing words like 'fellow laborer' with 'colleague'

'The divine guide is upon me to wake up those who wont take care of themselves!'

H/T civitas dei