Jack Black and Ephesians

I was reading Ephesians Again today and was struck by the overflowing repetition of Paul about God's gracious grace and glorious awesomenss.

It reminded me of Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda

"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend"

I can just see Paul saying of Jesus
"he was so awesome, in fact, his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to sheer awesomeness!"

I would like Jack Black to do a reading of Ephesians