A call for Subtitles to books of the Bible that encourage their use as argumentative weapons.

I'm writing a sermon on James 1.
As part of the section on James 1:19-21, I wanted to comment that having the truth implanted in us isn't about being angry with people who disagree with us, but about ridding ourselves of moral filth and evil.

I want to have a go at people who approach the Bible as (primarily) a weapon against others.
So I'm looking for some humorous subtitles for books of the Bible along that line.

So far I have
Romans: why the Catholics are wrong
Hebrews: 13 Reasons Jehovahs witnesses are stupid
and then an ironic
James: take that intellectual fundamentalists

Got any better ones?