There's plenty more fish in the sea

In terrible news for dumped lovers everywhere,
it seems there are not "plenty more fish in the sea".
Perhaps it could be replaced with "Don't worry about losing her, soon her whole species will collapse and dissappear"

I put the statistic of commercial fish stocks collapsing by 2050 to a bunch of year 10 kids a couple of weeks ago. Their response shocked me. "I'm going to eat all the fish I can in the next few years then"

I had orange roughie for the first time a few weeks back. I never knew that they could be 150 years old.

H/T Byron, as always, for raising our attention